Privacy Policy

This policy was last updated on May 1, 2025

At Teacup Riot, we believe your data deserves as much respect as your quiet rebellions. This isn't just a legal doc—it's a human promise to treat your info like we'd want ours treated: with care, transparency, and zero creepiness.

What We Collect (and Why)

We use two types of analytics:

  • Google Analytics: This helps us figure out which parts of the site people actually read and what they scroll past like yesterday's news. Google may set cookies or track anonymized data like what browser you use, what page brought you here, or how long you stuck around.
  • Umami Analytics: Our minimalist, privacy-friendly sidekick. No cookies, no personal data—just basic traffic patterns so we can keep things humming without spying on you.

We also show ads through Google AdSense, which may use cookies to try and guess what you'd click on. You can check what cookies we use here. Transparency? Always.

Your Rights, No Legalese Required

GDPR (Europe, we see you)

If you're in the EU/EEA, you have the right to:

  • Know what info we're collecting.
  • Ask us to delete it.
  • Say "no thanks" to tracking.
  • Tell a regulator if you think we're messing up (we're not, but it's your right).

US CCPA (Hello, California)

If you're in California, you can:

  • Request the data we've collected about you (if any).
  • Ask us to delete it.
  • Say no to data "sales" (we don't sell your info anyway—ick).

To exercise any of these rights, email us at contact@teacupriot.com. We won't make it weird.

Kids & Privacy

We're not aimed at kids under 13 (or 16, depending on where you live). If you're that young, please go read a comic, not a privacy policy. And if a parent thinks we've accidentally collected something from a child, email us—we'll take care of it fast.

Links We Don't Control

Sometimes we link to cool stuff. But once you leave our teacup-shaped corner of the web, we can't guarantee what happens on those other sites. Read their policies, drink water, stay safe.

Updates & Tweaks

We might change this page from time to time—especially if laws shift or we add new features. When we do, we'll update the date at the top. No secret edits.

Questions? Concerns? Weird dreams?

Hit us up:
contact@teacupriot.com
We read every email. Yes, even the ones with typos.