Terms & Conditions

This policy was last updated on May 1, 2025

Welcome to Teacup Riot — where cozy rebellion brews with every scroll. Before you dive in too deep, here's the part where we lay down the rules. Not to be boring, but to keep things fair, honest, and drama-free.

1. Using This Site

By using teacupriot.com, you're agreeing to these terms. If you don't agree, no hard feelings — just maybe close the tab and enjoy a snack instead.

You agree not to:

• Copy, steal, or repost our content without permission. Be cool, give credit.
• Break any laws using this site. (Obvious, but we have to say it.)
• Try to hack, spam, or otherwise ruin the fun.

2. Intellectual Property

Everything on this site — text, images, logos, the vibe — belongs to Teacup Riot (unless otherwise credited). You can quote or share stuff for non-commercial use, just link back and don't pretend it's yours.

3. Comments & User Content

If we let you post anything (like comments, someday), just don't be a jerk. We reserve the right to remove anything hateful, spammy, or off-brand. Be kind. Be weird. Be respectful.

4. Affiliate Links & Ads

Some links on this site may be affiliate links, meaning we earn a small commission if you click and buy — at no extra cost to you. Ads (via Google AdSense) help keep the kettle warm and the lights on. We'll always aim for transparency over trickery.

5. Analytics & Cookies

We use Google Analytics and Umami to gather anonymous data. Cookies may be used, mostly by ads and analytics. Details? They're all over in our Privacy Policy.

6. External Links

Sometimes we link to other sites — cool tools, sources, or just fun reads. Once you leave Teacup Riot, we're not responsible for what happens there. Browse wisely.

7. Age Restrictions

This site is intended for users 13 and older. If you're younger than that, come back later (or browse with a grown-up).

8. Liability

We do our best to keep everything accurate, safe, and typo-free. But we're human. Teacup Riot isn't liable for any loss, injury, or damage from using this site or acting on its content. Use your judgment and stay lovely.

9. Changes to These Terms

We might tweak these terms as things evolve. If we do, we'll update the date at the top. Staying here means you agree to the current version, so check back now and then (we'll keep the kettle on).

10. Contact Us

Questions? Collab ideas? Legal worries? We're here.
contact@teacupriot.com